eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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