when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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