just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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