Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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