Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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