He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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