You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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