So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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