i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
home. puking in laundry basket.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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