i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Dicks are not precious.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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