mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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