Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
