I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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