can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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