3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
