what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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