Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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