i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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