you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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