I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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