Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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