i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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