What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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