it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
