Betty ford says i'm here all night
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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