these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude i'm inner monologue high
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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