Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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