the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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