Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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