okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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