Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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