I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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