clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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