i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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