Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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