If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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