Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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