Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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