we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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