Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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