North Korea, Best Korea!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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