Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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