Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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