do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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