love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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