moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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