At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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