Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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