Porn is love you can see.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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