I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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