Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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