oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
she looked like the before picture.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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