i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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