Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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