I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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