I got chris browned last night
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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