Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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