4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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